Friday, February 19, 2016

Mockingbird



Rest peacefully Harper Lee

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Phew! That was close!

In my never ending excuse as to why I don't post something every day, week, month...I almost completely forgot to renew my domain name.

OH THE HORROR!

Crisis averted for another year. I'm way to cheap to purchase two years.

So what's been up with you since I started completely ignoring this blog to concentrate on mundane things like making a living selling artsy crafty items? You're looking pretty good (but I do need new glasses so you're a bit blurry).

I am fine. Glad you asked.

I admit to be tired of all the silly campaign ads for Mr/Miss Congeniality or whatever it is people are running for. I do believe "running" is the wrong word. It seems to me a slow slog to the White House where you get to live and people get to insult your every move and those of your family because well all "know" every problem in the world is YOUR fault. Just ask Obama, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter and Ford.  Personally I blame Ben Franklin.

And yes, I'm aware he was not a president to which I blame him. If he had been president we'd not be where we are today. We'd probably be in France but that's a discussion for another day.

Here's a quick Pro/Con on how I feel about 2016 so far.

Pro
No major snowstorms North of Common Sense
Low oil prices (woo we're putting the heat up to 68 degrees bitches)
Netflix binge watching Nurse Jackie

Cons
Rock Star Deaths
Trump is still talking
Jada Pinkett Smith (I'm sure she's a very nice lady so no need to post a hateful comment)

Want to see more? Go to http://www.pressroomvip.com/how-to-donald-trump-your-cat/


And with that I'm off.  I hope you know I write a blog post in my head just about every day but so far my computer can't read my thoughts (thanks be to God).

Stay classy 'Murica



Thursday, September 03, 2015

#ChangeisComing

What is wrong with us as a society? Yesterday a police officer in Millis MA** was shot at while driving down the road and a Schuykill County officer offering assistance was assaulted. In Illinois a manhunt continues for a cop killer. Fire Fighters in some cities are wearing body armour. Grocery shopping can be deadly in Maine if eye contact is made. Welcome to the jungle we call America!

We hate hate hate everything. We hate blacks. We hate whites. We hate Hispanics and Asians too! Mexicans go home! Fuck you Canada!

We hate cops. We hate Muslims. We hate immigrants, which for the majority of us is pretty laughable because only Native Americans are from "here". We hate white bread, sliced bread and onion bagels too!

We want to ban guns or arm everyone while many shouldn't even be trusted with a water pistol. But darn it I need to shoot up a movie theater if I damn well please. No i6 don't need my meds thank you very much. I'm an American and everything is a personal attack on me!


We want to regulate marriage but have zero concern about regulating big corporations. Arrest the addict who needs treatment because it assaults your sensibilities! Oh My God the inmate are running the asylum but we don't care!

We listen to grown up people argue over who should be president when 99% have no ideas just "I'm better than him/her" rhetoric. When does it stop? When do we say I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT TAKING THI ANYMORE?

We're victims and bullies. We're not doer's, we're whiners. We're a land of blamers! Long live mediocrity! We're #4!

A #ChangeisComing will you stand up or will you just lay blame on your parents, your teachers, your government?

Will you be the squeaky wheel? The square peg in the round hole? The rebel in the crowd? Or will you be the one leading the blame game band?

Think about it.

**Update**

The Millis MA Police Officer lied! What is wrong with people? Story here

Wednesday, July 08, 2015

Hey Ho...Where Did I Go?

It's been awhile.  I know, I know.  I make promises to everyone that I do keep but to myself I don't always keep them. I'm sorry to the three of you out their in the universe who have been looking for something to read or maybe wondered if I had been abducted by aliens.

Speaking of aliens.  They have invaded our mediocre state again.  Oh wait, I'm hearing now they are not aliens but tourist.  I should have known. Aliens would be much more polite. And yes Mister Tourist I did make it rain you whole vacation on purpose so please visit another state next year, buhbye! But I have to love them because they spend money so Governor BlowHard can have more to give to his big business friends. Meh, whatever (insert eye roll)

I have nothing new and interesting to share with you. I still don't have a goat or a unicorn. I was attacked by an elderly shark while on vacation in Cocoa Beach. I swam with Man O'War's in Sebastian and I scared off all the manatee in Port St Lucie. I came home more injured than when I left so I've spent the last three months in OT and PT and unable to be on the computer typing very long. Yes I know I could use a voice program but I swear too much and Samsung kept asking me if I was speaking in Portuguese. Apps have no sense of humor.  Getting old sucks kids. It's not for the weak.  Oh and I still don't have a hot tub. I admit I spend a bit too much time on Craigslist and I still don't have a hot tub, or a goat. Pretty sure I'm repeating myself.

I am taking the summer off from being the super amazing volunteer to maybe put myself first for a bit. It won't happen but I'll have one less headache for awhile. Maybe in the fall I'll be bored enough to start doing work again but right now I'm just rocking my Pampered Chef business (my kitchen looks amazing thank you very much) so you know who to hit up when you need a dinglebob for your kitchen. I highly recommend our pantry products like the spices, sauces, and rubs Less expensive than the grocery store.  You can send me a message if you'd like to place an order or click here for my website and nope you don't need to have a party to have great stuff.

Enough with the shameless commerce commercial (but hey baby needs new shoes). It's time for me to go because this is the extent of the typing I can do at the moment. Here is a few rules for summer fun I want to pass on to you before you go, if you haven't already left.

1. Sock and Sandals - NO.
2. Sharks never sleep.
3. Pick up your trash.
4. Smile until your cheeks hurt and laugh until your belly hurts.
5. Leave the Fireworks to the professionals.

Cheers my friends. Until next time. Peace out.

Me and the Mister 


Sunday, March 01, 2015

Pirate Win, Pirate Loss and We're Back at the Cross

Let's start on a upbeat note - The Pirates gain a road win on Saturday night (2/21) as they beat the Springfield Falcons 3-2 at the Mass Mutual Center in Springfield on the Falcons Pink in the Rink night. This is the 2nd Pirate win this year between the two teams, who have only met twice (last on 1/2) with a 5-3 win. Darian Dzuirzynski netted 2 goals with Jordan Szwarz also lighting the lamp for Portland. Solid game by both teams but Pirates squeaks out the much needed win as they head back to Portland.
That's the upbeat.  Now let's take a peek at yesterdays loss to the IceCaps (25-23-6).  The Caps jumped right out to an early lead - 39 seconds early with a goal by JC Lipon. Read More Here