Sunday, November 07, 2004

The Sun is Shining and Why I Just Don't Trust It

Ok today is a pretty nice day. The sun is shining and it's pretty warm out but I don't trust it! Why? Because I think the sun is like men (nice analogy as you will see).

The sun is like a man because think about it. Men are all nice and 'sunny' great blue sky perfect breeze during the 'chase' of getting what they want. But once they get what they want you notice that those cute little puffy clouds are really storm clouds. Think about it for a second. Men get all excited during thunderstorms and other mother nature occurrences. Confess that you've stood by the door with shovel in your hand during the first snow all excited about the prospect of moving it around. Granted after the third week of snowfall the novelty has worn off.

Men, like the sun usually go away when you don't want them to (though men do stay when you'd prefer they just go away but that post if for another Don't get me wrong I LOVE men, lots of men (not in the biblical sense...I am a good catholic girl for gosh sakes). I've even found a few good uses for men that I will list here;

Shoveling snow
Getting things down from high places
Carrying in Groceries
Making noise with power tools
Cleaning the bathroom drain

There are more things of course but you get my point and you have to admit this is much more interesting that Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus (what a load of crap that was in my opinion)!

Don't even try to get in my head on this one....It's a pretty strange place and because you refuse to ask for directions you'd get lost!



Anonymous said...

so what you're saying is that the kitchen isn't finished is it?

Jim said...

Umm, speaking as a guy.... well.... forget it.

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