10. Sixty minutes of actual "playing" takes 4 hours.
9. The pregame show started last Saturday.
8. Football players wives acting like they care about the game and not the money.
7. Players attempting to string more than three coherent words together can be mentally painful.
6. I can already view the commercials on YouTube.
5. Performance Enhancing Drugs being used by the sportscasters.
4. Sunday night is for The Simpsons.
3. Beyonce could sing live.
2. The Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet is more interesting.
And the number one reason I won't be watching the Superbowl is.....
1. Football isn't hockey.
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