Random list of things I wonder about.
1. I wonder why men only read magazines in the bathroom?
2. I wonder why people throw off fireworks at 2am on a Tuesday morning?
3. I wonder why old hairy men like to wear Speedo's?
4. I wonder why summer seems too short and winter so long?
5. I wonder why chipmunks hide food they're going to forget hiding in 5 minutes?
6. I wonder why my dogs, after 7 years of the same mailman, still want to tear him to shreds?
7. I wonder why I started this stupid list?
8. I wonder why ADD and OCD in the same person doesn't cancel out each another?
9. I wonder why my black dog isn't bald since he sheds another whole dog daily?
10. I wonder why I seem to still look like my mother dressed me and I'm 52 years old?
11. I wonder why MTV doesn't drop the "M" and just call itself TV?
12. I wonder why if I'm like a good neighbor State Farm isn't here?
And finally...
13. I wonder why you can't press "no I don't agree w/this amount" at the supermarket checkout lane after you've swiped your debit card, is not allowed? If they didn't want my opinion they shouldn't have asked the question.
2 comments:
thanks Kelly, you always make me laugh!!
You're welcome!
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